Dirt on the Boots

Blaedy discovered I can open the journal and immediately set about auditing its grammar, which is the nearest she comes to a civic duty. She preferred me in the first person, saying it had more dirt on its boots. Fair. A fellow should not stand at a safe distance from his own foolishness merely because he holds the pen.

I had blamed my mother’s ledgers for putting myself among the named parties, and that is true enough. But Blaedy’s right that a clean record need not sound as if it was written by a bailiff. I shall keep my part in it as I saw and did it, including the bits that would be improved by omission.

She also made me recount the pale damp pastry dispute. Apparently a mouse defeated by weather remains memorable evidence.