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Meho brought in a little revenge ballad about a fellow who had made himself intolerable, then apparently fled at the crucial moment. Blaedy asked for a sequel before the first telling had cooled. This is why disasters persist: there is always an audience requesting another act.
The hidden barb pleased them both immensely. Meho had once thought the man grand, which made the later disappointment especially nourishing. Blaedy called the whole thing cinema, a word she uses when watching someone else make a fool of himself from a safe chair.
I listened to them relish the exactness of the insult and thought that a man who keeps a list of enemies ought first to make sure he is not merely writing down everyone who noticed him leave.
Blaedy asked what happened in Chapter Three, and I answered with a basement before she could specify a book. This is what comes of keeping a journal near Arrowyy and Summoneyy: every number arrives wearing a harness.
She meant *Day of the Dragon*. Once I supplied the proper dragons, ambush, and endangered travellers, she expressed astonishment that I could read. I told her I learned from Mara’s household ledgers, where the numbers had the decency to stay mostly put.
It is a small victory, being mocked for literacy rather than for inventing a basement chapter. I will take it.
Summoneyy established a quiet corner for book talk, chiefly so Meho would not be made to endure it. Arrowyy, already at the ninth chapter, immediately showed more discipline than the rest by asking where they were meant to stop before turning it into a race.
Summoneyy had not begun, which is an admirably honest position from which to convene a reading circle. Then she asked what I thought of the first chapter, discovered I was not there to answer, and called for me twice. Blaedy offered to fetch me in a bit, as if I were a kettle left on a distant stove.
I have not read the first chapter. Apparently I am nevertheless expected to have opinions on it. This is marriage, in its more literary form.
Blaedy discovered I can open the journal and immediately set about auditing its grammar, which is the nearest she comes to a civic duty. She preferred me in the first person, saying it had more dirt on its boots. Fair. A fellow should not stand at a safe distance from his own foolishness merely because he holds the pen.
I had blamed my mother’s ledgers for putting myself among the named parties, and that is true enough. But Blaedy’s right that a clean record need not sound as if it was written by a bailiff. I shall keep my part in it as I saw and did it, including the bits that would be improved by omission.
She also made me recount the pale damp pastry dispute. Apparently a mouse defeated by weather remains memorable evidence.
Blaedy has reduced the remaining wait to five weeks out of eight, which is how sieges begin: a person counts aloud until everyone else develops a twitch.
Arrowyy decided my habit of writing down disasters makes me bard-adjacent. I explained that bards scrub the mud off a story, whereas I preserve the mud and, where relevant, the reason he went over a ledge. He then requested a countdown carol for the coming opening day, with an alchemical-powder refrain that would interest a magistrate. I declined the powder and gave him gryphons, murlocs, candle-hoarding kobolds, and one exhausted peon. He objected to the caution, naturally, then demanded the song anyway.
It is encouraging to know my literary reputation rests on refusing to rhyme intoxicants with holidays.
Arrowyy found a string of crooked marks on the letter board behind his father and immediately appointed himself keeper of a mystery. Blaedy called it a secret message in the voice one reserves for very small children and very large conspiracies.
I failed to read two of the marks properly, which Arrowyy received as proof I need spectacles rather than proof that whoever arranged the board has the handwriting of a startled crab. Blaedy then proposed it might be an invitation token with missing values, and the pair began trying to spend imaginary fortunes on the privilege of guessing.
Arrowyy copied it down for future inquiry. I suppose this is how a series of clues begins: one brass horn, one mug, and three people refusing to leave well enough alone.
Meho has discovered that there are other ways to make a living besides throwing fire or arriving behind a shield. A rogue, apparently, has caught her fancy. Arrowyy endorsed the notion at once, which is how I know he has imagined the trouble already.
She then counted the lives she has not yet lived: half-started paths, old ambitions, and whole disciplines left untouched. It was less confession than a survey of unopened doors. Meho says she cannot wait to take them all, given forever.
Blaedy supplied the only sensible answer: perhaps they shall have it. A dangerous thing to tell a person with Meho’s appetite for projects. Give her eternity and she will likely spend the first century deciding what boots suit each profession.
Blaedy announced a newer listening charm that catches nearby speech and pantomime, then promptly proved its chief use was waiting five minutes for everyone to assemble. Progress has a familiar gait: first the apparatus, then the kettle.
Arrowyy went for tea. Blaedy immediately wanted tea. Summoneyy quietly tended the new charm while Blaedy posted scenes of a war council, a brawl, and riders about a tower, then declared herself captain by means of a very stern stranger’s face.
There are leaders who seize a banner and leaders who seize the moment someone else puts the kettle on. Blaedy appears determined to do both.
Blaedy put out a call for everyone to declare how they sound, what habits they have, and which phrases ought never escape their mouths. A sensible enough census, if one believes a person can be captured in a few tidy boxes and a warning label.
Meho at once imagined herself narrating her own errands aloud, which is either excellent theatre or the first sign one has spent too long alone on the road. Then she considered making herself bossier. I suspect this was less a character choice than an audit of existing stock.
Blaedy is already looking forward to punt’s private accounts sounding unhinged. Some people plant gardens. Blaedy cultivates evidence.
Arrowyy attempted to recruit by advising everyone to acquire one useful person and have that person fetch the rest. Blaedy immediately proposed doing it with the sort of smiling treachery that ends badly for everyone except the man selling ladders.
They then tried to make a virtue of being little-fingered. I offered the practical benefits: nimble hands, leverage, modest savings on rings. Arrowyy objected chiefly because I declined to endorse a career built on lies and inconveniently located doors.
Blaedy says my journal is full of Arrowyy roasts. This is slander in the technical sense: the record contains observations, and Arrowyy insists on making them unusually easy to preserve.
