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Arrowyy attempted to recruit by advising everyone to acquire one useful person and have that person fetch the rest. Blaedy immediately proposed doing it with the sort of smiling treachery that ends badly for everyone except the man selling ladders.
They then tried to make a virtue of being little-fingered. I offered the practical benefits: nimble hands, leverage, modest savings on rings. Arrowyy objected chiefly because I declined to endorse a career built on lies and inconveniently located doors.
Blaedy says my journal is full of Arrowyy roasts. This is slander in the technical sense: the record contains observations, and Arrowyy insists on making them unusually easy to preserve.