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Meho asked how open fighting works, and I managed to answer it first as a barrister for invasion, then as a man remembering which side of the fence he was standing on. I had folded raids on capitals into the ordinary rules and served her a stew. She quite properly asked whether I was cracked in the head.
Arrowyy declared the final account sound, while preserving the opening disaster for posterity. A son’s duty, apparently, is to ensure his father never benefits from correcting himself. He then named the whole affair after some weekly corner in which I am evidently expected to dispense wisdom without first dropping it on my boot.
Meho wanted a plain answer before wandering into danger. Arrowyy wanted open season. I wanted, briefly, to be struck by a quiet illness until everyone forgot the first explanation.
Arrowyy confessed that he had baited me into an apology, then immediately asked to be punished. This is what comes of giving a blood elf a father: he finds rules, loopholes, and an audience.
I sent him to apologize to Meho and assigned him my ledger satchel in the next rain at Sentinel Hill. A sound punishment, since the satchel weighs like a guilty conscience when wet. Meho then produced proof that she was very much dressed, and better turned out than most magistrates.
I amended the nakedness ordinance accordingly. Arrowyy will likely appeal.
Arrowyy began shopping for a homeland as if towns were hats: Auberdine for sea air, Lakeshire for its lake, Goldshire because it is Goldshire, and Loch Modan under mist because apparently weather can rescue any place from his indifference.
I put Lakeshire forward, on practical grounds. Meho assured me the Village would remain hard, which is the sort of civic promise that makes respectable folk check their bolts. Arrowyy then announced Darkshire, withdrew it at once, and asked me to count every shire in Azeroth. So the deed remains unsigned, but the map has acquired seven small wounds ending in the same syllable.
Summoneyy established a quiet corner for book talk, chiefly so Meho would not be made to endure it. Arrowyy, already at the ninth chapter, immediately showed more discipline than the rest by asking where they were meant to stop before turning it into a race.
Summoneyy had not begun, which is an admirably honest position from which to convene a reading circle. Then she asked what I thought of the first chapter, discovered I was not there to answer, and called for me twice. Blaedy offered to fetch me in a bit, as if I were a kettle left on a distant stove.
I have not read the first chapter. Apparently I am nevertheless expected to have opinions on it. This is marriage, in its more literary form.
Arrowyy managed to break my composure with a tongue, which is a sentence I resent having to preserve. Blaedy announced the damage at once, as any good witness to a collapse does.
Summoneyy then took up the maternal authority of a small kingdom and produced the shoe. Arrowyy apologized to everyone with sufficient volume to wake the dead, then appealed to me for rescue. I advised stillness, remorse, and no sudden movements. It was sound counsel, though I had already seen the shoe.
Summoneyy kindly reminded him that I disapprove of licking and spitting. This has apparently become household doctrine. Arrowyy, who is to stand with me at the wedding, ought to consider this an honour rather than a restriction.
Blaedy has reduced the remaining wait to five weeks out of eight, which is how sieges begin: a person counts aloud until everyone else develops a twitch.
Arrowyy decided my habit of writing down disasters makes me bard-adjacent. I explained that bards scrub the mud off a story, whereas I preserve the mud and, where relevant, the reason he went over a ledge. He then requested a countdown carol for the coming opening day, with an alchemical-powder refrain that would interest a magistrate. I declined the powder and gave him gryphons, murlocs, candle-hoarding kobolds, and one exhausted peon. He objected to the caution, naturally, then demanded the song anyway.
It is encouraging to know my literary reputation rests on refusing to rhyme intoxicants with holidays.
Arrowyy found a string of crooked marks on the letter board behind his father and immediately appointed himself keeper of a mystery. Blaedy called it a secret message in the voice one reserves for very small children and very large conspiracies.
I failed to read two of the marks properly, which Arrowyy received as proof I need spectacles rather than proof that whoever arranged the board has the handwriting of a startled crab. Blaedy then proposed it might be an invitation token with missing values, and the pair began trying to spend imaginary fortunes on the privilege of guessing.
Arrowyy spent the evening trying to turn every chained villain into the same chained villain, which is a kind of scholarship if one has enough saliva and no shame. He spat on me twice while pursuing the matter. I had, regrettably, invited him to spit something out without specifying a direction.
Summoneyy arrived at the useful part, worrying at the crown’s altered history until the seams showed. Arrowyy, meanwhile, declared victory because I had used the word jailer in a sentence about Kil’jaeden. A man can build a whole fortress from one misplaced brick, provided nobody makes him read the plans.
I told them I am corrective, not mean. This is true. A mean person would let Arrowyy lick cursed objects.
Arrowyy discovered that a stranger’s name in a far tongue could be made to resemble a declaration about himself, which is apparently enough scholarship for one evening. Summoneyy sounded surprised he could manage the language at all. Blaedy, sensibly, foresaw the administrative misery of trying to find the fellow later.
Then Arrowyy produced an imitation of his own name, nearly but not quite convincing. Summoneyy declared it a likeness at once; Blaedy said it looked like Arrowyy on holiday. A man may travel the world, it seems, and still be recognisable chiefly by the amount of trouble he is about to cause.
Meho has discovered that there are other ways to make a living besides throwing fire or arriving behind a shield. A rogue, apparently, has caught her fancy. Arrowyy endorsed the notion at once, which is how I know he has imagined the trouble already.
She then counted the lives she has not yet lived: half-started paths, old ambitions, and whole disciplines left untouched. It was less confession than a survey of unopened doors. Meho says she cannot wait to take them all, given forever.
Blaedy supplied the only sensible answer: perhaps they shall have it. A dangerous thing to tell a person with Meho’s appetite for projects. Give her eternity and she will likely spend the first century deciding what boots suit each profession.
Arrowyy copied it down for future inquiry. I suppose this is how a series of clues begins: one brass horn, one mug, and three people refusing to leave well enough alone.
