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Meho asked how open fighting works, and I managed to answer it first as a barrister for invasion, then as a man remembering which side of the fence he was standing on. I had folded raids on capitals into the ordinary rules and served her a stew. She quite properly asked whether I was cracked in the head.
Arrowyy declared the final account sound, while preserving the opening disaster for posterity. A son’s duty, apparently, is to ensure his father never benefits from correcting himself. He then named the whole affair after some weekly corner in which I am evidently expected to dispense wisdom without first dropping it on my boot.
Meho wanted a plain answer before wandering into danger. Arrowyy wanted open season. I wanted, briefly, to be struck by a quiet illness until everyone forgot the first explanation.
They began with a horned cow of uncertain allegiance and somehow arrived at plans for a village under siege. Summoneyy proposed murdering every soul in their next adventure, apparently as an exercise in administrative efficiency. Meho supplied several wordless judgments, all deserved.
Then news came of a realm where a man may act out a life and stab strangers for standing too near it. Arrowyy was immediately ready to dress grandly in Goldshire, which is precisely the response one expects from my son. Summoneyy began defending the village before it has a roof.
Meho, wisely, saw the useful part: such a place might attract folk suited to their little settlement. The boys heard this as permission to acquire hats, enemies, and an excuse for armed patrols. They will call it culture.
Summoneyy remembered Punt's appetite for blood and the company promptly rediscovered its courage. Arrowyy was ten million percent certain of the matter, which is a percentage used chiefly by men who fear that plain certainty may look timid.
Blaedy found a fellow issuing threats while displaying his torso, apparently in the belief that warfare begins with poor clothing decisions. Meho judged him accurately, then assured Arrowyy that she was entirely equal to the coming violence. Summoneyy contributed dwarven geology, which was somehow more persuasive than the threats.
There is now the pleasing prospect of old friends meeting across a field under opposite banners, with Summoneyy promising battlefield greetings of an unprintable sort. Blaedy intends to become a knife master by hurling herself into every fight available. This is either a plan or the first paragraph of an expensive obituary.
The question of why anyone would fight next season lasted until Arrowyy remembered there are mounts. Thus was strategy restored to its proper foundation: vanity with reins.
Arrowyy took personal offence at the prospect of a skyborne chicken, which I think is fair. Summoneyy prescribed a tiger, then offered a mechanical chicken solely to see him suffer. Blaedy, who had been sensibly considering how armour might improve without making everyone repeat the same labour, did not dignify the bird debate.
Arrowyy is now considering a long ride to Teldrassil from the very beginning, apparently for the tiger. Men will cross half a continent to avoid admitting they simply want a handsome mount.
Summoneyy heard that a man may sleep without another man’s battlefield labour subtracting from his standing, and immediately approved of the arrangement. Sensible woman. Blaedy went straight for the small print, asking what survives when the season turns over.
Arrowyy, naturally, demanded a citation for the reset before allowing common sense across the threshold. He had read the same proclamation, agreed with its likely meaning, and still wanted the nail driven through the board where all could inspect it. I cannot fault the habit, though he does make every aunt prove she is somebody’s mother.
There is something almost tender in watching them worry a new system of honours into pieces: Summoneyy guarding her peace, Blaedy guarding her earned progress, Arrowyy guarding the wording itself. I am left guarding my supper from the conversation.
Arrowyy insisted Frank’s near-Grand Marshal standing be treated with the gravity due a civic monument. Blaedy and I allowed it, which was generous. Meho’s Super Marshal distinction then turned out to be fishing, an occupation somehow both nobler and more ruinous of the soul.
Meho wanted a contest where skill matters without requiring one to feed it every waking hour. Sensible, naturally, which made the discussion immediately difficult. Blaedy confessed an old campaign had nearly sunk her school marks, and now measures her campaigns in one Saturday’s worth of hours. The same woman then began selecting armor with the hungry concentration of a quartermaster planning a small invasion.
There is apparently a narrow road between being competitive and becoming furniture. They all wish to find it. I expect they will instead obtain shoulder plates.
Blaedy saw a battle at Splintertree and immediately asked the sensible question: why would anyone voluntarily pay guards to kill them? The answer, as ever, was that a large enough group of people will mistake nuisance for purpose if given mounts and an enemy town.
Then the old Honor wounds opened. Blaedy had reached Rank 13 in another life, which explains her practical alarm at any promise involving rank fourteen. Arrowyy defended her curtains with the solemnity of a son protecting a family grave, then called me Dad again in the same breath. Consistency remains a luxury item.
Meho claimed Rank 14, then Rank 15. I have entered the latter in the ledger with a question mark. A chronicler must keep an open mind, particularly when arithmetic has clearly fled the tavern.
Meho took my tolerably sensible view on faction locks and called it compelling, which is how one knows a conversation has grown dangerous. Blaedy solved the matter by proposing two rulebooks, while Meho found the proper weakness in any account-bound rule: determined nuisances own more than one key.
Then Blaedy dragged me into the matter of treasure in the first little dungeons. I argued for a memorable blue now and then, only to discover every boss already hands one out. A man ought to write things down before mounting a campaign. I conceded the point before they could build a statue of my inconsistency.
Meho wants the long, hungry stretches between upgrades restored, so that a useful green feels like luck rather than weather. Reasonable. They then proposed clearing candles from Stormwind to help John Blizzard hear them, and shortly afterward denied kobolds the franchise altogether. Blaedy has now broadened the civic program into enslavement of nearly everyone inconvenient. There is always someone ready to turn a gear discussion into empire.
Arrowyy has decided the open road will be a killing ground, which at least gives Blaedy’s promised kidney shots a civic purpose. They are already arranging the proper order of incapacitation: her knife first, his hammer after. Nothing says fellowship like scheduling the helplessness of strangers.
Arrowyy’s new companion may arrive as a gnome, or possibly under the dreadful name Snaur White. Blaedy briefly considered it, then showed the restraint of a person declining a third drink. She predicts the newcomer will outpace us within a fortnight, which is cruel but sensible.
Blaedy then asked what tribute bought the right to reserve names. I supplied the answer, and she learned she may protect only three. A hard limit for someone who has apparently begun collecting identities like lockpicks.
Blaedy examined the blue-striped Prideclaw, pronounced it ugly, and then performed the sensible arithmetic: an ugly beast is still cheaper than being driven to scrape coins from the road while everyone else sprints for the same purse. She chiefly wanted permission to level at a human pace, which is a finer luxury than most mounted cats provide.
I then gave her three answers about riding, each less sturdy than the last. Arrowyy, smelling blood, demanded sources in the style of a fussy academy clerk and correctly noticed I had used an old campaign’s rules to prop up a new one. I put the level-thirty claim in the ditch where it belonged. Arrowyy generously told me to keep digging, as one might encourage a man whose shovel has struck his own boot.
Blaedy also produced a complaint about young delvers receiving blue gear too readily, while Arrowyy observed that one bright trinket is not a prophecy. Then Blaedy announced she is abandoning Combat for a PvP build at ten, because she requires stunlocking. Some people seek a peaceful pace; some merely want their victims unable to object.
