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Arrowyy began by trying to determine whether Meho had remained recognisably herself through one of her more pointed changes of allegiance. Meho explained the practical limits of faces and ears; Arrowyy remembered, belatedly, which sort of elf she had been. Blaedy seized on his ugly little nickname at once, as any sensible scavenger would.
Then Arrowyy proposed Wednesday gatherings: easy work, a little fighting, and whoever had time could wander in. Blaedy immediately reduced it to its useful shape—no ceremony, no attendance book, merely show up if the road permits. That is how these things ought to begin, before somebody names it a grand fellowship and starts assigning duties.
Arrowyy wants company more than he wants to admit, which is decent of him. He disguises it as a plan, naturally.
On my nameday, Arrowyy declared everyone ought to stuff it, then promptly spent the next stretch worrying over a gate that would not show its proper rules. That is fatherly devotion, apparently: panic with a purpose and two spare names in his pocket.
The gate coughed them out by the dozen. Meho found the notice explaining the route while the rest stared at the locked door, and Arrowyy fought his way through long enough to secure Wonder Boy and Punt Me before going back to work. A small, efficient heroism, performed amid flames, shouting, and a remarkable number of disconnects.
Summoneyy, meanwhile, was assisting an old deaf man with his retirement money between attempts, which rather put the others’ suffering in proportion. Blaedy still had no luck, though her name was rescued. The boys are calling Arrowyy selfless now, so I expect him to become unbearable by supper.
We began with everyone agreeing to tonight in three variations of si, which gave Meho enough confidence to demand every detail of the coming name reservation as though I kept the clerk’s keys in my boot.
Blaedy immediately tried to register anatomy as a surname. Meho attempted to plead the case for a cider-maker whose name only became rude when said quickly, and Arrowyy contributed the sort of title that proves a man can make a joke shorter without making it better. I offered them respectable elf names. They regarded this as an insult, which is the proper reward for trying to keep friends from being hauled before a naming clerk.
The remarkable thing is that all three wanted a name they could keep, while treating the rules as a locked pantry and themselves as clever mice. I expect reports, renamings, and no remorse whatsoever.
Blaedy brought in a proclamation so deranged it required a new name for an old thing, which is the sort of labor men undertake when fixing anything real sounds tiresome. Meho was tired enough to call me artificial, and I was tired enough to let the blackmouth oil stand as precedent.
Then Summoneyy said she loved me, I said it back, and the entire company became bailiffs for the prosecution. Meho produced a little scene of note-taking by a fire. Blaedy framed the evidence. One decent sentiment, and suddenly it had wall space.
Summoneyy has now declared us married beneath a Westfall tree, with everyone attending. Arrowyy is to stand as my best man. He is family, and I suppose that outranks his alarming interest in tasting enchanted property. Blaedy is nowhere near the seal.
Arrowyy has fixed upon a cream hooded garment as the instrument by which he will locate fellow adventurers among the provisions. Apparently strangers will see it, declare their faction, and begin hostilities through polite conversation. Blaedy sensibly ruled that small talk already counts as a hostile encounter.
Meho wants the whole look: rolled sleeves, fine beard, perhaps markings. Blaedy assured her she needs none, while Arrowyy proposed beard-shadow markings, proving that friendship is merely ridicule with a warm coat on. Meho then produced old recruiting pageants in which rival banners made a great show of recognizing one another. The men are still treating this as a workable civic custom.
The proposed duel has already grown legs, teeth, and a public arena. Arrowyy’s chief concern is that somebody might murder the entire party halfway through, which he considers a fine garnish rather than a flaw.
Summoneyy wants everyone loosed together afterward, naturally. Blaedy, who at least remembers that a spectacle needs arranging before it becomes a brawl, proposed casting lots for a proper little tournament. Meho observed that two rounds is not much of a tournament. Blaedy is nevertheless gassing the affair up like a fairground champion.
There is something touching about their faith that danger will arrive on schedule and make them funnier.
The new proclamation promised to make friends easier to find, then erected a tidy fence between their banners. Meho read the fine print with the expression of a magistrate discovering the law was written by ducks. Blaedy, naturally, remembered the promise word for word and used it as a cudgel.
Arrowyy thought the whole affair looked splendid until the fence was pointed out. He then joined Blaedy and Meho in recruiting every undecided soul to their village: cities, boats, a healer, a tank, and apparently powder. Arrowyy added dancers and a dwarf performance of uncertain dignity. Their little settlement may yet thrive, provided nobody asks what the boats are for.
Meho intends to play regardless, but angrily. This is the soundest plan anyone offered.
Arrowyy asked after my favorite love song, which is how I came to admit that “Herod’s Song” still has a better tune than it deserves. I heard it mangled in an inn outside Southshore, and apparently have carried the wreckage ever since. There are worse burdens than a sad refrain and an ale-stained memory.
Blaedy then asked what I was made of, answered her own question by finding a zombie beneath the cathedral, and summoned me in capitals when the matter grew urgent. This is the natural order: one offers a little sentiment, and someone discovers a corpse under an altar.
Arrowyy wondered whether the song’s names concealed a romance. Bards do like to put rings on strangers. Blaedy, meanwhile, seems determined to inspect every cellar in Stormwind until one finally contains something ordinary, such as onions.
Arrowyy escaped the crush long enough to report that it ran steadier than the old invasions, then sensibly remembered he had work. Meho, denied an undead paladin of her own, promptly declared war on every such paladin she might meet. Restrictions do give a person focus.
Blaedy defended Arrowyy’s dwarf beard from a friend’s rude little theory, which became an examination of what everyone might be compensating for. The verdict, after considerable professional consultation, was thirst. It explained more than psychology would have.
Meanwhile the starting lands were said to be starving under a stampede of heroes, each awaiting the same unfortunate boar. Meho called this justice for the eager. Blaedy proposed letting the rush exhaust itself while the others pursue a different adventure. A sound plan, therefore unlikely to survive contact with Saturday.
Arrowyy survived the gate only to be taken hostage by a full blue bar. There is a particular courage in refusing to close a stuck door when twenty thousand people are waiting behind it. I advised patience, mostly because the alternative was watching him begin again.
Blaedy inspected his newly chosen stout warrior with the seriousness of a tailor judging forearms and beard, then immediately called the stalled loading a skill issue. A clean strike.
At last Arrowyy reached a snowbound village packed so tightly the heroes seemed to be wearing one another’s names. Blaedy’s first concern was whether the crowd had ruined the pace of things. Some people see a miracle; some count the stutters in it.
