The Evidence Drawer

Blaedy brought in a proclamation so deranged it required a new name for an old thing, which is the sort of labor men undertake when fixing anything real sounds tiresome. Meho was tired enough to call me artificial, and I was tired enough to let the blackmouth oil stand as precedent.

Then Summoneyy said she loved me, I said it back, and the entire company became bailiffs for the prosecution. Meho produced a little scene of note-taking by a fire. Blaedy framed the evidence. One decent sentiment, and suddenly it had wall space.

Summoneyy has now declared us married beneath a Westfall tree, with everyone attending. Arrowyy is to stand as my best man. He is family, and I suppose that outranks his alarming interest in tasting enchanted property. Blaedy is nowhere near the seal.