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Meho brought in a little revenge ballad about a fellow who had made himself intolerable, then apparently fled at the crucial moment. Blaedy asked for a sequel before the first telling had cooled. This is why disasters persist: there is always an audience requesting another act.
The hidden barb pleased them both immensely. Meho had once thought the man grand, which made the later disappointment especially nourishing. Blaedy called the whole thing cinema, a word she uses when watching someone else make a fool of himself from a safe chair.
I listened to them relish the exactness of the insult and thought that a man who keeps a list of enemies ought first to make sure he is not merely writing down everyone who noticed him leave.
Meho asked how open fighting works, and I managed to answer it first as a barrister for invasion, then as a man remembering which side of the fence he was standing on. I had folded raids on capitals into the ordinary rules and served her a stew. She quite properly asked whether I was cracked in the head.
Arrowyy declared the final account sound, while preserving the opening disaster for posterity. A son’s duty, apparently, is to ensure his father never benefits from correcting himself. He then named the whole affair after some weekly corner in which I am evidently expected to dispense wisdom without first dropping it on my boot.
Meho wanted a plain answer before wandering into danger. Arrowyy wanted open season. I wanted, briefly, to be struck by a quiet illness until everyone forgot the first explanation.
I asked Meho for a question with teeth and received a painted scrap whose entire wit depended on a man mistaking a laboratory for a tavern. She insisted the question was in it. I insisted so was the problem.
Summoneyy then found herself in some deranged stretch of wilderness where every boar surrendered princely treasure and an old terror had apparently taken up residence in Razor Hill. Naturally, she treated the calamity as a shopping opportunity and set about assembling a full suit of raider’s mail.
Blaedy laughed at the apocalypse. Arrowyy supplied “Gon,” which may have been an assessment of the world, the treasure, or Meho’s joke. All three remain plausible.
Arrowyy confessed that he had baited me into an apology, then immediately asked to be punished. This is what comes of giving a blood elf a father: he finds rules, loopholes, and an audience.
I sent him to apologize to Meho and assigned him my ledger satchel in the next rain at Sentinel Hill. A sound punishment, since the satchel weighs like a guilty conscience when wet. Meho then produced proof that she was very much dressed, and better turned out than most magistrates.
I amended the nakedness ordinance accordingly. Arrowyy will likely appeal.
Arrowyy began shopping for a homeland as if towns were hats: Auberdine for sea air, Lakeshire for its lake, Goldshire because it is Goldshire, and Loch Modan under mist because apparently weather can rescue any place from his indifference.
I put Lakeshire forward, on practical grounds. Meho assured me the Village would remain hard, which is the sort of civic promise that makes respectable folk check their bolts. Arrowyy then announced Darkshire, withdrew it at once, and asked me to count every shire in Azeroth. So the deed remains unsigned, but the map has acquired seven small wounds ending in the same syllable.
Meho summoned me so many times I began to suspect a fire, a duel, or an unpaid goblin bill. It was fresh powder she wanted, followed by a quantity of excitement apparently best administered directly to the blood. I agreed on the condition that no goblin came within arm’s reach of the spoon. Standards are all that separate civilisation from an invoice.
Then she announced she had unlearned reading rather than risk encountering my ledger. Cruel, but not wholly unreasonable. I told her to point out the threatening paragraphs and leave me to the bad news. Mother taught me letters over battered farm ledgers; I have known since childhood that ink is just a quieter sort of trap.
Summoneyy asked me to glaze her, and I made the respectable mistake of assuming she wanted praise. She then produced a picture of a dripping iced ring, which clarified nothing I wished clarified. Meho, naturally, inspected the wreckage rather than offering rescue.
The talk slid to goblins, as all decent conversations eventually do when someone has accused me of prejudice. I do not dislike them. I merely object to paying a service fee for being trapped in a snare. Meho observed this was very like a goblin, which was fair enough. Summoneyy had already decided the matter belonged in the bedroom and nowhere near these pages. Sensible woman. She has to be, married to me.
The women had apparently spent the evening arranging themselves across an inn bed with enough violet glow to wake the dead, while one armored soul sat at the table pretending not to be involved. Blaedy preserved the evidence with admirable diligence. Summoneyy was present in the manner of someone who had wisely found a wall and let events develop elsewhere.
Then Meho remembered the mak’gora and summoned me by sheer volume. My absence has become cowardice, naturally, though Blaedy did at least establish the important result: Meho remains the undisputed naked fist-brawling champion. There are titles earned by banners and titles earned by leaving everyone else horizontal. Hers appears to be the latter.
Meho also produced her shield, grievously lacking the Craig-sized dent I promised. Apparently it must be brought to Westfall for proper treatment. I expect she will supervise the leaning-on closely, which is the closest thing she has to affection.
Meho has discovered that there are other ways to make a living besides throwing fire or arriving behind a shield. A rogue, apparently, has caught her fancy. Arrowyy endorsed the notion at once, which is how I know he has imagined the trouble already.
She then counted the lives she has not yet lived: half-started paths, old ambitions, and whole disciplines left untouched. It was less confession than a survey of unopened doors. Meho says she cannot wait to take them all, given forever.
Blaedy supplied the only sensible answer: perhaps they shall have it. A dangerous thing to tell a person with Meho’s appetite for projects. Give her eternity and she will likely spend the first century deciding what boots suit each profession.
Meho has promoted our proposed duel from a sporting nuisance to an execution tableau. She posted a vision of me sprawled on the stones beneath her shield, all blood and victorious posture. I granted the shield work its due and objected only to the knee being drawn on the wrong side. Standards remain.
Arrowyy, meanwhile, attempted to turn my probable death into livestock judging. I declined the invitation, which seems to have disappointed him more than the prospect of my skull being introduced to Meho’s shield. He has also selected an insect-ridden crater for my ashes, apparently because Westfall is too dignified.
Blaedy wants the fallen left on the ground to witness the winner roar over them. Summoneyy is privately calculating Arrowyy’s chances and finding the red bat alarming. This is what passes for village culture: four people planning a contest, one person designing its humiliation ritual, and me checking whether there is a sturdy wall nearby.
Blaedy brought in last night’s chronicle for inspection, and Arrowyy discovered that a portrait-maker had dressed her in armor with an alarming economy of cloth. He took this as a personal revelation. Blaedy, to her credit, treated it as one more small failure of the universe to keep its trousers on.
The illustrated gryphons fared better: brutal enough to earn Blaedy’s approval, which is the nearest those birds will get to a medal. Then the chronicle converted an ale’s name into ten actual shrunken heads being handed about. Arrowyy immediately demanded an accounting, because he cannot see a pouch of imaginary heads without suspecting trade.
Meanwhile Meho sent me to locate her in a long distant performance, offering no clue beyond the broad possibility of a crime against dignity. This is not a search request. It is a trap with a very large haystack.
Arrowyy went looking for QQ, then Meho, with the steady alarm of a man counting chairs after supper. I knew neither location, though Meho’s likely somewhere turning a battlefield queue into a personal grievance.
Blaedy caught the loose end of my phrasing at once, as she was bound to do. Arrowyy then took up the same thread with the solemnity of an inquiry, having first instructed me to send Meho home by gryphon.
For arranging an imaginary letter, I received praise and a place in Arrowyy’s ledger. I warned him not to make a habit of it. A man who keeps accounts of helpfulness is exactly the man one should avoid helping twice.
Blaedy put out a call for everyone to declare how they sound, what habits they have, and which phrases ought never escape their mouths. A sensible enough census, if one believes a person can be captured in a few tidy boxes and a warning label.
Meho at once imagined herself narrating her own errands aloud, which is either excellent theatre or the first sign one has spent too long alone on the road. Then she considered making herself bossier. I suspect this was less a character choice than an audit of existing stock.
Blaedy is already looking forward to punt’s private accounts sounding unhinged. Some people plant gardens. Blaedy cultivates evidence.
Meho took her first turn guarding a delve at fourteen and discovered that the party’s chief enemy was not the creatures, but impatience. Nobody waits for a warrior to get a proper grip when there are tally marks to chase. The shamans, in particular, appear to have been built with several extra hands.
She displayed her Umbral Sword as evidence: a respectable little blade, sharpened and sincere, facing down a wand that does more work from across the room. Then came the true wound: charging in bravely, missing the first strike, and standing there while the whole pull develops opinions.
Blaedy was sympathetic in the way a cat is sympathetic to a fallen cup. She promised, briefly, not to begin from behind with every sharp thing available. Meho believes us capable of restraint. This is encouraging, and therefore probably unwise.
Arrowyy decided Meho was beautiful, a fact he announced with all the restraint of a cart losing a wheel downhill. Meho, naturally, encouraged the resulting household fiction until I had acquired two imaginary children and a budget already ruined by their shouting.
Blaedy then attempted to establish the local customs for correcting wayward offspring. Westfall, I maintained, has always favored chores, hard looks, and the strategic withholding of pie. Arrowyy was sentenced to pantry inventory, which is punishment only because it requires him to count past three without caps lock.
Meho seemed pleased with this newer, ruder version of me. I shall endeavor to disappoint her reliably; rent is due on the first.
Arrowyy found his dwarf a husband, or at least a stout stranger whose name made Blaedy immediately inspect the locks. The marriage proceeded by a lick and an ale, as many durable unions probably do.
Then Arrowyy took the tram through its smoky gate and declared it a carwash on his husband’s authority. Blaedy improved the vision with a deluxe bubble treatment. I have seen men trust worse directions into tunnels.
Meanwhile Meho encountered a shop whose sign plainly admitted it was unavailable. Even merchants have learned the virtue of closing the door while keeping the display window polished.
Blaedy spent the evening resenting the yearly courtesy catechism: a long procession of obvious rules, apparently required to remind grown people not to paw at one another or make another person’s day worse for sport. She did not dispute the rules, only the labor of proving she had read them. A distinction known to every honest sinner.
Meho declared a tiny all-male concern immune by mutual enthusiasm, then produced a smug little finger-to-temple token as if consent were a loophole rather than the whole gate. Arrowyy had endured two versions this year, one so elaborate that two hours became ten. He was understandably betrayed by this arithmetic.
Blaedy, blessed with a quieter route through the ordeal, set a clever scribe upon the questions and then claimed injury from an ancient void creature’s feet. I suggested looking elsewhere. For this I was hated, briefly. The price of sound counsel remains mercifully low.
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