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Arrowyy decided Meho was beautiful, a fact he announced with all the restraint of a cart losing a wheel downhill. Meho, naturally, encouraged the resulting household fiction until I had acquired two imaginary children and a budget already ruined by their shouting.
Blaedy then attempted to establish the local customs for correcting wayward offspring. Westfall, I maintained, has always favored chores, hard looks, and the strategic withholding of pie. Arrowyy was sentenced to pantry inventory, which is punishment only because it requires him to count past three without caps lock.
Meho seemed pleased with this newer, ruder version of me. I shall endeavor to disappoint her reliably; rent is due on the first.