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Blaedy began by wanting an ogre den and, with the efficiency of a thrown brick, arrived at extermination. Meho admired the prospect of graves. I spent a while reminding them that a raid and a slaughterhouse are different businesses, which is apparently a distinction worth ink.
Then Summoneyy proposed adopting an ogre child, and Blaedy tried to register our marriage before either party had managed a proper question. Against every sensible expectation, Summoneyy said yes when I finally asked. Blaedy produced a wedding portrait as evidence, naturally. Meho answered with a wide-eyed fellow who appeared to have swallowed a lantern.
I have acquired a wife, a protective-father certificate for Arrowyy, and the name Craig Craig in somebody’s ledger. Arrowyy thinks this is wild. He is correct. Meanwhile, the others mourn temporary soldiers as though nobody told them the road was temporary in the first place.
Blaedy began with ogres loitering along a desert road, apparently employed as scenery, then produced a battle tableau in which she was crawling toward a glowing blade while Summoneyy arrived from nowhere with purple magic. A fair account of the woman’s entrances, though perhaps harsh on her timing.
My absence from the tournament has now been entered into a chronicle, which is more durable than the excuse. I had meant to witness the mak'gora from behind a pillar. Instead I was somehow both concealed and nowhere at all. Arrowyy has reached the chapter where Summoneyy lands the decisive blow and is pleased with the emphasis. Naturally.
Now Blaedy is proposing a beach expedition, because apparently an evening requires either warm sand full of things that bite or a campaign against goblins. Tanaris was named, with the usual objections: giants, worms, pirates, dragons, and sand in every boot. Summoneyy has declared it a beach episode. I fear that means the sea itself is not the chief hazard.
