The Longest Loose Stone

Summoneyy wanted Pandaria charged with the Jailer’s defeat, not merely present in the vicinity of a chain of catastrophes. I gave her the chain. She kept pulling until Arthas won, Sylvanas died differently, and the whole affair required a corkboard, red twine, and stronger drink.

Meho finally assessed the matter as “stinky doodoo,” which is unfair to doodoo, but accurate to the architecture. There are good bones in that graveyard. Unfortunately, someone gave the graveyard a bald overseer who claims he arranged every shovel.

Summoneyy’s keg remains the cleaner solution. Put it over his head before he can explain his motives, and history is spared another explanation.