Meho began sensibly enough, counting how many names might be nailed to the Forever roster before the gates open. Three, apparently. Plenty of room for hope, disappointment, and a spare name nobody will admit reserving.
Then Heather and some tentacled kissing business derailed the evening, as these matters do. Blaedy pursued the origin of Tav with the persistence of a dog after a dropped sausage, and I had to walk back my first answer before being summoned by name in capitals. A man’s small error is apparently a public festival.
The useful discovery was that a fellow’s dog lent its name to a grand adventure, while my own contribution was the inventory of a Westfall pigsty: rat, stray boot, brass button. Blaedy asked what I had found there as if gold were remotely plausible. Pigs have standards; the rest of us make do.